Medical & Health Disclaimer

1. Informational Purposes Only

All content published on this website — including blog posts, articles, product descriptions, social media posts, and any other materials — is provided for general informational and educational purposes only. It is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

While the co-founders of OnCall Foods LLC hold medical degrees (M.D.), content on this website does not constitute the practice of medicine, nursing, or any other licensed health care profession.

2. No Doctor-Patient Relationship

Reading, accessing, or interacting with content on this website — including blog posts authored by Dr. Mikael Petrosyan or Dr. Anthony Sandler — does not create a doctor-patient relationship of any kind. The information shared is general in nature and is not tailored to any individual's specific health circumstances.

If you have questions or concerns about your personal health or diet, please consult your own licensed physician or qualified healthcare provider.

3. Consult Your Healthcare Provider

Before making any significant changes to your diet, starting any new nutritional program, or adding any food product to your routine, we strongly encourage you to speak with your primary care physician or a registered dietitian — especially if you have an existing medical condition, are taking prescription medications, or have known food allergies.

4. STAT Bar Is a Food Product

STAT Bar is a food product manufactured and sold by OnCall Foods LLC. It is NOT a dietary supplement, a drug, or a medication. STAT Bar is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has not evaluated any statements made on this website regarding the potential health benefits of STAT Bar or its ingredients. Results from consuming STAT Bar will vary from person to person based on individual differences in diet, lifestyle, metabolism, and overall health.

5. Allergen Warning

Allergen statements below match the printed package labels:

• Peanut Butter Espresso — CONTAINS: PEANUTS, SOY, MILK. May contain traces of tree nuts, eggs, wheat, and sesame.
• Salted Caramel Coffee — CONTAINS: TREE NUTS (ALMONDS), SOY, MILK. May contain traces of peanuts, eggs, wheat, sesame, and other tree nuts.
• Chocolate — CONTAINS: TREE NUTS (ALMONDS), SOY, MILK. May contain traces of peanuts, eggs, wheat, sesame, and other tree nuts.

All products are made in a facility that also processes tree nuts, peanuts, soy, milk, wheat, and gluten. Products may contain shell or pit fragments.

Always read the label on the package before eating. If the label differs from this page, the label is authoritative.

6. Caffeine Content Warning

Each STAT Bar contains approximately 100mg of caffeine — roughly equivalent to one standard cup of coffee. Please be aware of the following:

• STAT Bar is not recommended for children or adolescents under the age of 18.
• STAT Bar is not recommended for pregnant or nursing women without prior consultation with a healthcare provider.
• STAT Bar is not recommended for individuals who are sensitive to caffeine, including those with anxiety disorders, heart arrhythmias, high blood pressure, insomnia, or other caffeine-sensitive conditions.
• Do not combine STAT Bar with other caffeinated beverages or caffeine-containing products without being mindful of your total daily caffeine intake.
• If you experience adverse effects such as rapid heartbeat, dizziness, nausea, or difficulty sleeping after consuming STAT Bar, discontinue use and consult a healthcare provider.

The FDA's generally recognized guidance is that up to 400mg of caffeine per day is safe for healthy adults. Individual tolerance varies.

7. Individual Results May Vary

Any outcomes, benefits, or results mentioned on this website — whether related to energy, performance, satiety, or nutrition — are not guaranteed. Individual results depend on many factors, including but not limited to: overall diet, physical activity level, sleep, stress, body composition, and general health status.

8. Limitation of Liability

OnCall Foods LLC, its co-founders, employees, and affiliates are not liable for any decisions you make regarding your health, diet, or medical care based on content published on this website. You assume full responsibility for how you use the information provided here.

If you are experiencing a medical emergency, call 911 or your local emergency services immediately. Do not rely on this website for emergency medical guidance.

9. FDA Disclaimer

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. STAT Bar is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

10. Botanical Ingredients

Some STAT Bar flavors contain maca root, ashwagandha, cordyceps, or reishi. These are included as food ingredients for flavor and formulation. We make no medical, mood, energy, cognitive, stress, immune, or performance claims about them. Botanical content varies by flavor and is listed on each product page and on the package.

11. Contact & Company Information

OnCall Foods LLC, 5000 Thayer Center ste c, Oakland, MD 21550, United States.

Questions: info@oncallfoods.com

Mail and returns: Mailing only (no storefront): 3030 Greenmount Ave Ste 300 PMB 329890, Baltimore, MD 21218.

Questions?

If you have questions about this disclaimer or our products, please contact us at info@oncallfoods.com.